{"product_id":"skeleton-bob","title":"Skeleton Bob","description":"\u003cp\u003eHalloween is Skeleton Bob’s time. He runs the most beloved haunted house in London – it’s the perfect blend of fun and frightening. Every cobweb is artfully placed, and every creaky floorboard is meticulously tuned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe’s not scary, exactly – more... invested. With polished bones, a booming voice, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of ghost stories, Bob believes in atmosphere over actual terror. (“Jump scares? Dreadfully uncouth.”)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVisitors are gently spooked, thoroughly impressed, and often leave with a complimentary cobweb. Bob insists they’re authentic – don’t ask where he gets them!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDimensions: 13in x 4.7in x 0.8in\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSitting Height: 13in\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"JellyCat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53781560787262,"sku":"400000322148","price":40.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0941\/9312\/3646\/files\/5137005645.png?v=1781823713","url":"https:\/\/splurge-shop.com\/products\/skeleton-bob","provider":"Splurge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}